Sunday, November 11, 2007

From the Stacks Challenge



Yikes, it's already November and I am nowhere near reaching the number of books I read in 2006 for this year. I signed up for a challenge to read 5 books that I already own before the end of January. Maybe that will help me get through some books that are sitting on my shelf. You can sign up too at overdue books.

Here's my list (I have more than the required 5.)

1453 by Roger Crowley

Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers

House of Seven Gables by Nathaniel Hawthorne

The Truth War by John MacArthur

Under Crescent and Cross: The Jews in the Middle Ages by Mark R. Cohen

Decoding the Universe by Charles Seife

Genesis and the Big Bang by Gerald Schroeder

Friday, November 09, 2007

I Love my Life!



Today is Magic Mountain's annual Home School Family Day Private Party. If anyone needs to get in touch with me today I'll be PARTYING!

BTW (That's By the way for any non-IM-speakers) you won't find me on the above pictured ride.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

What to do with Telemarketers

One of my pet peeves is people calling my house and telling lies over the phone in the interest of "telemarketing" some product to me. Well this is a funny audio clip of someone who decided to fight back against the telemarketers lies:

Tom Mabe funny phone call

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Here's to 1957

I believe it's true.

You Belong in 1957

You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

The Blue Flower


I was looking through my online pictures and came across this one which Chuck took in our backyard last Spring. It reminded me of a C.S. Lewis quote that I like from "Surprised by Joy":

"They taught me longing - Sensucht; made me for good or ill, and before I was six years old, a votary of the Blue Flower."


I recently read Alan Jacob's biography of C.S. Lewis, The Narnian. He explains Lewis' quote as being a reference to a German romantic writer by the penname of Novalis. Here is the quote from pg. 40 of the Narnian:

In his first reference to it in his autobiography, he calls it by a more common name: remembering his youthful response to the sight of the Castlereagh Hills from his nursery window, he writes, "They taught me longing - Sensucht; made me for good or ill, and before I was six years old, a votary of the Blue Flower.

He is thinking of Novalis - the pen name of the German Romantic writer Friedrich von Hardenberg, who died in 1801 at the age of twenty-nine. The protagonist of Novalis's unfinished allegorical novel Heinrich Von Ofterdingen becomes obsessesed by a vision of a blue flower, which he first encounters in a stranger's tales and then in dreams:

There is no greed in my heart; but I yearn to get a glimpse of the blue flower [aber die blaue Blume sehn' ich mich zu erblicken]. It is perpetually in my mind, and I can write or think of nothing else . . .
Often I feel so rapturously happy; and only when I do not have the flower clearly before my mind's eye does a deep inner turmoil seize me. This cannot and will not be understood by anyone. I would think I were mad if I did not see and think so clearly. Indeed since then everything is much clearer to me.


He "yearns" or "longs" (sehn) for the flower - and yet nothing that he can grasp seems so desirable as that longing itself. This is the paradox of Sehnsucht: that though it could in one sense be described as a negative experience, in that it focuses on someting one cannot possess and cannot reach, it is nevertheless intensely seductive. One cannot say it is exactly pleasurable - there is a kind of ache in the sense of unattainability that always accompanies the longing - and yet, as Lewis puts it, the quality of the experience "is that of an unsatisfied desire which is itself more desirable than any other satisfaction."

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Wildfire Update

Good news for the Santa Clarita area today:

from the santa-clarita.com website:

October 24, 2007 - UPDATE - 10am:

Buckweed Fire: (Santa Clarita, Agua Dulce areas) This fire is now 94% contained. There are no deaths as a result of this or any of the fires in Los Angeles County. A total of 5,500 homes were threatened and over 38,000 acres have burned.

Magic Fire: (Magic Mountain and Stevenson Ranch areas) This is 100% contained, no structures were lost or threatened. A total of more than 28,000 acres burned.


The news from San Diego is not so good..

Monday, October 22, 2007

Wildfires


The view from my front porch earlier today

Sunset in Stevenson Ranch


This was the scene at my son's high school today:
West Ranch HS threatened by flames

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Amish Grace

It was one year ago today that a horrific act of unprovoked violence was perpetrated against a schoolhouse full of young Amish children. By the time it was over 5 innocent Amish girls were dead and 5 more seriously injured by a gunman seeking to take revenge on God for the stillborn birth of an infant years before.

What set this tragedy apart from other unprovoked violent attacks, of which tragically there have been more than a few, was the unprecedented grace of forgiveness which was offered to the murderers and his family by the families of the victims. Their actions set the media abuzz with discussions of forgiveness.

Read more here: Amish Grace and the rest of us

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Tennyson On Prayer

from Morte D'Arthur:
ht: (Gina Dalfonzo from The Point Blog)

More things are wrought by prayer
Than this world dreams of.

Wherefore, let thy voice
Rise like a fountain for me night and day.

For what are men better than sheep or goats
That nourish a blind life within the brain,

If, knowing God, they lift not hands of prayer
Both for themselves and those who call them friend?

For so the whole round earth is every way
Bound by gold chains about the feet of God.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Breaking Home Ties

I have several friends who have sent their kids off to college for the first time this year. I spoke with one of them recently,and she told me how hard it was to get used to not having her daughter in the house. She confided how hard it was for her and that it was much more difficult for her than for her daughter, who was having a great time at her new digs.

I thought about my friends when I saw this article about a Norman Rockwell painting that was found hidden in the wall of a Vermont home. Here are the highlighst of the story from cnn.com.

Story Highlights:
• "Breaking Home Ties" was found this year behind a wall in a Vermont home
• At $15.4 million, the painting breaks a record for Norman Rockwell at auction
• The painting's buyer chooses to remain anonymous
• Earlier buyer had made a copy and hidden the original, for which he paid $900

Read the rest of the story here.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

I'm Going to Disneyland!


Tomorrow we're going to the Happiest Place on Earth to celebrate my daughter's 9th birthday. Yeah!

Friday, September 14, 2007

The End of Time



I read an article in the LA Times a few weeks ago that reminded me of something I hadn't thought about for years. AT&T is discontinuing Time of Day information service as of this month. Anyone else remember calling "time" to get the correct time?

The time at the beep is: "All Gone"

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Mourning Madeleine

Madeleine L'Engle, the beloved author of classic children's books such as A Wrinkle in Time, passed away yesterday. I discovered Madeleine as an adult, and she is one of my very favorite authors. I love the way she combines science with faith and doesn't talk down to children.

Here is a quote which explains why I love her stories so much and why the world is poorer today. Thanks God for giving us Madeleine, and thank you Madeleine for the stories:

Why does anybody tell a story? . . . It does indeed have something to do with faith, faith that the universe has meaning, that our little human lives are not irrelevant, that what we choose or say or do matters, matters cosmically.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Some New English Words

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
(ht: The Point Blog: A Little Friday Humor)

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that
stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

12. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13 . Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Declining Roast Beef

I may have mentioned before that I'm teaching Latin to my daughter, Aimee. This year I went with a new Latin curriculum, Latin for Children. I got the kit, including the instructional DVD. We started on it this week. It is excellent. It's got Aimee running around the house chanting Latin declensions and conjugations. She is genuinely excited about Latin, and I am thrilled.

I know it's only the first week, but the curriculum seems to have exactly the right mix of rigour and fun that I was looking for to grab my fourth grade daughter. I hate to buy (expensive) curriculum online without having an opportunity to preview it. But I went ahead and got it based on the catalog description and now, I'm glad I did.

Now if Aimee ever finds herself in a position like Master Tom Tulliver from the Mill on the Floss did, she will know that it's better to decline the Latin word for roast beef than to decline the roast beef itself at the dinner table. At least she won't have to leave the dinner table hungry.

Here's one of my favorite excerpts from The Mill on the Floss by George Eliot:
Not that Mr Stelling was a harsh-tempered or unkind man - quite the contrary: he was jocose with Tom at table, and corrected his provincialisms and his deportment in the most playful manner: but poor Tom was only the more cowed and confused by this double novelty, for he had never been used to jokes at all like Mr Stelling's, and for the first time in his life he had a painful sense that he was all wrong somehow. When Mr Stelling said, as the roast beef was being uncovered, `Now, Tulliver! which would you rather decline, roast beef or the Latin for it?' - Tom, to whom in his coolest moments a pun would have been a hard nut, was thrown into a state of embarrassed alarm that made everything dim to him except the feeling that he would rather not have anything to do with Latin: of course he answered, `Roast beef,' - whereupon there followed much laughter and some practical joking with the plates, from which Tom gathered that he had in some mysterious way refused beef, and, in fact, made himself appear `a silly.'

Monday, August 20, 2007

Speaking Pieces

Today my son Eric started "back to school". I get to drive him. I could rant about how it took 35 minutes to go 3.2 miles from our house to the High School where he started his sophomore year today. But I won't. Instead, here's reminder of days when schools were simpler and expectations were higher.

It's describing an afternoon at school when all the children recited poems or speeches that they had memorized for the occasion. If you want to read some popular poetry from that time period, (1878) click on the names of the pieces.


An exerpt from Under the Lilacs by Louisa May Alcott

Speaking Pieces

The next day was Wednesday, and in the afternoon Miss Celia went to hear the children "speak pieces," though it was very seldom that any of the busy matrons and elder sisters found time or inclination for these displays of youthful oratory. Miss Celia and Mrs. Moss were all the audience on this occasion, but Teacher was both pleased and proud to see them, and a general rustle went through the school as they came in, all the girls turning from the visitors to nod at Bab and Betty, who smiled all over their round faces to see "Ma" sitting up "'side of Teacher," and the boys grinned at Ben, whose heart began to beat fast at the thought of his dear mistress coming so far to hear him say his piece.

Thorny had recommended Marco Bozzaris, but Ben preferred John Gilpin, and ran the famous race with much spirit, making excellent time in some parts and having to be spurred a little in others, but came out all right, though quite breathless at the end, sitting down amid great applause, some of which, curiously enough, seemed to come from outside; which in fact it did, for Thorny was bound to hear but would not come in, lest his presence should abash one orator at least.

Other pieces followed, all more or less patriotic and warlike, among the boys; sentimental among the girls. Sam broke down in his attempt to give one of Webster's great speeches, Little Cy Fay boldly attacked

"Again to the battle, Achaians!"

and shrieked his way through it in a shrill, small voice, bound to do honor to the older brother who had trained him even if he broke a vessel in the attempt. Billy chose a well-worn piece, but gave it a new interest by his style of delivery; for his gestures were so spasmodic he looked as if going into a fit, and he did such astonishing things with his voice that one never knew whether a howl or a growl would come next. When

"The woods against a stormy sky
Their giant branches tossed; "

Billy's arms went round like the sails of a windmill; the "hymns of lofty cheer" not only "shook the depths of the desert gloom," but the small children on their little benches, and the school-house literally rang "to the anthems of the free!" When "the ocean eagle soared," Billy appeared to be going bodily up, and the "pines of the forest roared" as if they had taken lessons of Van Amburgh's biggest lion. "Woman's fearless eye" was expressed by a wild glare; "manhood's brow, severely high," by a sudden clutch at the reddish locks falling over the orator's hot forehead, and a sounding thump on his blue checked bosom told where "the fiery heart of youth" was located. "What sought they thus far?" he asked, in such a natural and inquiring tone, with his eye fixed on Mamie Peters, that the startled innocent replied, "Dunno," which caused the speaker to close in haste, devoutly pointing a stubby finger upward at the last line.

This was considered the gem of the collection, and Billy took his seat proudly conscious that his native town boasted an orator who, in time, would utterly eclipse Edward Everett and Wendell Phillips.

Sally Folsom led off with "The Coral Grove," chosen for the express purpose of making her friend Almira Mullet start and blush, when she recited the second line of that pleasing poem,

"Where the purple mullet and gold-fish rove."

One of the older girls gave Wordsworth's "Lost Love" in a pensive tone, clasping her hands and bringing out the "O" as if a sudden twinge of toothache seized her when she ended.

"But she is in her grave, and O,
the difference to me!

Bab always chose a funny piece, and on this afternoon set them all laughing by the spirit with which she spoke the droll poem, "Pussy's Class," which some of my young readers may have read. The "meou" and the "sptzz" were capital, and when the "fond mamma rubbed her nose," the children shouted, for Miss Bab made a paw of her hand and ended with an impromptu purr, which was considered the best imitation ever presented to an appreciative public. Betty bashfully murmurred "Little White Lily," swaying to and fro as regularly as if in no other way could the rhymes be ground out of her memory.

"That is all, I believe. If either of the ladies would like to say a few words to the children, I should be pleased to have them," said Teacher, politely, pausing before she dismissed school with a song.

"Please, 'm. I'd like to speak my piece," answered Miss Celia, obeying a sudden impulse; and, stepping forward with her hat in her hand, she made a pretty courtesy before she recited Mary Howitt's sweet little ballad, "Mabel on Midsummer Day."

She looked so young and merry, and used such simple but expressive gestures, and spoke in such a clear, soft voice that the children sat as if spell-bound, learning several lessons from this new teacher, whose performance charmed them from beginning to end, and left a moral which all could understand and carry away in that last verse, -

"'Tis good to make all duty sweet,
To be alert and kind;
'Tis good, like Littie Mabel,
To have a willing mind."

Of course there was an enthusiastic clapping when Miss Celia sat down, but even while hands applauded, consciences pricked, and undone tasks, complaining words and sour faces seemed to rise up reproachfully before many of the children, as well as their own faults of elocution.

List of Speaking Pieces:

Marco Bozzarisby Fitz-Greene Halleck

John Gilpinby William Cowper

Song of the Greeks by Thomas Campbell: Again to the battle, Achaians!

Landing of the Pilgrim Fathers by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The Coral Grove By James Gates Percival

Lost Love by William Wordsworth

Pussy's Class

Little White Lily by George MacDonald

Mabel on Midsummer Day by Mary Howitt

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

God is Watching

I ran across this while web surfing this morning here, and I thought it was so funny I wanted to share it:


Thanks to Steve Brown in his book Scandalous Freedom: I am reminded of a convent school where a basket of apples sat on the dining room table. A note under the basket said, "Take only one. God is watching."

At the other end of the dining room sat another basket filled with chocolate-chip cookies. In a child's handwriting, a note under the basket read: "Take all the cookies you want. God is watching the apples."



The entire article is well worth reading also:
Leader's Insight: Why Must We Always Criticize? The tension between honesty, contentment, and encouragement by Gordon MacDonald

Monday, August 13, 2007

Unbecoming Jane

I was looking forward to seeing the new Jane Austen biopic, Becoming Jane. My dear husband agreed to go see it with me, which pleasantly surprised me.

However, the movie itself was not a pleasant surprise. I knew going in that the story was mostly fiction, based loosely on Jane Austen's "romance" with Tom Lefroy. I knew that the filmmaker's vision of who Jane Austen was would be different from mine, and I was prepared for that. What I wasn't prepared for was that they would make Tom Lefroy into a spineless, womanizing "cad" who more closely resembled "Mr. Wickham" than "Mr. Darcy". I just can't believe that Jane Austen would fall for someone like that.

I had the pleasure of viewing Miss Potter on DVD recently. Miss Potter is a biopic based on the life of the children's book author, Beatrix Potter. Now that was a pleasant surprise! Superb acting, superb scenery, music, costumes, the whole thing worked. Unfortunately, Becoming Jane, didn't work, at least for me.

If you're interested, most of what is known about the relationship between Jane Austen and Tom Lefroy comes from Jane Austen's letters. The only three that mention Tom Lefroy are below. I found out after I watched the movie that Tom did name his oldest daughter Jane, and that he told someone late in his life that he had once loved Jane Austen. So, there was some basis for the premise of the movie. I just wish that they had given the characters more "character". According to the first letter below, Jane says he was a "very gentlemanlike, good-looking, pleasant young man." Well at least the movie got the "good-looking" part right.



From Jane's letters:

"He is a very gentlemanlike, good-looking, pleasant young man, I assure you. But as to our having ever met, except at the three last balls, I cannot say much; for he is so excessively laughed at about me at Ashe, that he is ashamed of coming to Steventon, and ran away when we called on Mrs Lefroy a few days ago."

letter to Cassandra
January 9, 1796

"After I had written the above, we received a visit from Mr Tom Lefroy and his cousin George. The latter is really very well-behaved now; and as for the other, he has but one fault, which time will, I trust, entirely remove--it is that his morning coat is a great deal too light. He is a very great admirer of Tom Jones, and therefore wears the same coloured clothes, I imagine, which he did when he was wounded."

letter to Cassandra
January 9, 1796

Tell Mary that I make over Mr Heartley & all his Estate to her for her sole use and Benefit in future, & not only him, but all my other Admirers into the bargain wherever she can find them, even the kiss which C. Powlett wanted to give me, as I mean to confine myself in future to Mr Tom Lefroy, for whom I do not care sixpence."

letter to Cassandra
January 14, 1796

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Sky Watching

Tonight is a great night to do some sky watching. The annual Perseid meteor shower reaches its peak tonight between 11pm and dawn tomorrow. It's a good year to catch the shower because the peak coincides with a new moon, so there will be less moonlight to hinder the view.

A few years ago our family got up at 2am to camp out on our trampoline and watch the meteor shower show. It was amazing. Shooting stars burst across the sky every few seconds. It was better than a fourth of July fireworks show.

For information on when and where to watch, here's a link to an MSNBC article, Night Owls Make the Most of the Meteors.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

On Great Authors and their Libraries

I collect stories and quotes about books and libraries. I ran across this piece at WNYC about "Loving Libraries". It features three "stories about the power of libraries to alter lives and draw out surprising aspects of ourselves."
The three stories are:

Clavino's A General in the Library, "in which a team of military men sent into the national library of a fictive town to week out subversive literature find themselves disarmed."


Ray Bradbury's Exchange which "documents a twilight encounter between an overworked librarian and a lonely soldier, returning to the one place that gave him pleasure as a child."

The third is from author Edith Wharton's memoirs, entitled, Backward Glance:Henry James, it describes how her friend Henry James and his "impassioned readings (of works by Walt Whitman and Emily Bronte, among others) used to entrance her in the very library to which her books have returned."

I should mention that the WNYC piece was done in honor of the return of Edith Wharton's (2.6 million dollar) rare book collection to the library at her home, The Mount, in Massachusetts.

Here is an excerpt from Edith Wharton's memoir about the pleasures of listening to great literature read aloud in her library:

"One of our joys, when the talk touched on any great example of prose or verse, was to get the book from the shelf, and ask one of the company to read the passage aloud. There were some admirable readers in the group, in whose gift I had long delighted; but I had never heard Henry James read aloud-- or known that he enjoyed doing so-- till one night some one alluded to Emily Bronte's poems, and I said I had never read "Remembrance." Immediately he took the volume from my hand, and, his eyes filling, and some far-away emotion deepening his rich and flexible voice, he began:
Cold in the earth, and the deep snow piled above thee,
Far, far removed, cold in the dreary grave,
Have I forgot, my only Love, to love thee,
Severed at last by Time's all-severing wave?

I had never before heard poetry read as he read it; and I never have since. He chanted it, and he was not afraid to chant it, as many good readers are, who, though they instinctively feel that the genius of the English poetical idiom requires it to be spoken as poetry, are yet afraid of yielding to their instinct because the present-day fashion is to chatter high verse as though it were colloquial prose. James, on the contrary, far from shirking the rhythmic emphasis, gave it full expression. His stammer ceased as by magic as soon as he began to read, and his ear, so sensitive to the convolutions of an intricate prose style, never allowed him to falter over the most complex prosody, but swept him forward on great rollers of sound till the full weight of his voice fell on the last cadence."


http://www.swarthmore.edu/Humanities/kjohnso1/jameswhitman.htm

http://www.wnyc.org/shows/shorts/episodes/2006/12/17

Thursday, August 02, 2007

C.S. Lewis on Great Literature

But in reading great literature I become a thousand men and yet remain myself. Like the night sky in the Greek poem, I see with a myriad eyes, but it is still I who see. Here, as in worship, in love, in moral action, and in knowing, I transcend myself; and am never more myself than when I do. (C.S. Lewis, An Experiment in Criticism)

C.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Becoming a Better Writer

I think I should blog more, here's why:

Copyblogger Brian Clark's 10 Steps to Becoming a Better Writer:

1. Write.
2. Write more.
3. Write even more.
4. Write even more than that.
5. Write when you don’t want to.
6. Write when you do.
7. Write when you have something to say.
8. Write when you don’t.
9. Write every day.
10.Keep writing.

Copyblogger has some great advice about blogging and writing in general.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Achy Breaky Heart



Did you know Billy Ray Cyrus has a new CD out? And that he was at our local WalMart today signing copies of said new CD? And that Aimee's friend's dad works for Disney as a producer? And that they invited us to go to the signing and meet Billy Ray? Well if you didn't know all this you do now.

Of course meeting "Hannah Montana's dad" is almost as good as meeting Hannah herself, so it was a fun opportunity for the girls and for me too.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Thursday Next

I just picked up the new Jasper Fforde book First among Sequels, A Thursday Next Novel. Looking forward to reading it in bed tonight. I'm a big fan of the imaginative world that Jasper Fforde creates, where people jump in and out of classic books.

Fforde's novels remind me of a C.S. Lewis anecdote I read recently, by E. R. Eddison:

...a writer's task, I maintained, was to lay bare the human heart, and this could not be done if he were continually taking refuge in the spinning of fanciful webs. Lewis retorted with a theory that, since the creator had seen fit to build a universe and set it in motion, it was the duty of the human artist to create as lavishly as possible in turn. The romancer, who invents a whole world, is worshipping God more effectively than the mere realist who analyses that which lies about him.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

It's a Slow Summer for Blogging

Two books I bought today:

Orthodoxy by G.K. Chesterton

From the Library of C.S. Lewis, Selections from Writers Who Influenced His Spiritual Journey Compiled by James Stuart Bell

They spoke this to me:

A Book by Edgar Guest

“Now” - said a good book unto me -
“Open my pages and you shall see
Jewels of wisdom and treasures fine,
Gold and silver in every line,
And you may claim them if you but will
Open my pages and take your fill.

“Open my pages and run them o’er,
Take what you choose of my golden store.
Be you greedy, I shall not care -
All that you seize I shall gladly spare;
There is never a lock on my treasure doors,
Come - here are my jewels, make them yours!

“I am just a book on your mantel shelf,
But I can be part of your living self;
If only you’ll travel my pages through,
Then I will travel the world with you.
As two wines blended make better wine,
Blend your mind with these truths of mine.

“I’ll make you fitter to talk with men,
I’ll touch with silver the lines you pen,
I’ll lead you nearer the truth you seek,
I’ll strengthen you when your faith grows weak -
This place on your shelf is a prison cell,
Let me come into your mind to dwell!”

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Kids in Church

I can't believe I haven't written a blog entry in two weeks. Well if I can't come up with something new to blog about, then I'll just "borrow" someone else's inspiration. Since it's Sunday, and I thought these were amusing here goes:
("borrowed" from Ben Worthington)

KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime. She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail."

One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets, as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons,Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Competitive Rose Gardening?

It's official, anyone can write a book about anything. I was browsing in Borders the other day and came across this gem of a title on the newly published hardcover table in the front of the bookstore:

OTHERWISE NORMAL PEOPLE: INSIDE THE THORNY WORLD OF COMPETITIVE ROSE GARDENING by Aurelia C. Scott

Huh? I'm sure there are some people for whom this is a topic worth spending $22.00 on, but I personally had to be convinced that the title wasn't a joke. Nope. It's for real. What's next, competitive door slamming?

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Why Read "Great Books"?

Because

"Some things are good in and of themselves, not merely because they please our peculiar taste or passing fancy."

The above quote is from an article by author, John C. Wright entitled, "The Judgment of Paris". Read the entire article for an insightful explanation of reasons to read the "Great Books".

At the end of the above-mentioned article is a link to an interview with the author of the article,John C. Wright in Sci-Fi Weekly. In this interview, John C. Wright discusses his conversion at the age of 42 from committed atheism to Christianity. The interviewer asks:
At some point after your first three epics were completed, you converted to Christianity, having been a resolute humanist before. How did this come about?

Wright: Now, this is a difficult question to answer, because to talk of these deep matters automatically provokes half the audience, and bores the other half. I will try to be as brief and delicate as I can.

Humanist is too weak a word. I was an atheist, zealous and absolute, one who held that the nonexistence of God was a fact as easily proved as the inequality of five and twice two.


Read the interview, John C. Wright continues the adventures of A.E. van Vogt and turns Roger Zelazny's Amber saga inside out.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Summer Reading Plans

I belong to an online reading group that is reading “The Great Books”, as I wrote back in a post on April 2, 2006 . The group has gone through some changes since I wrote about The Great Conversation last April. The online reading group changed leadership and then it split into two different “tracks”, and then into two different groups. I am attempting to keep up with both of them.

One of the groups is (more or less) following Adler’s 10 year reading plan listed in the first volume of Encyclopedia Brittanica’s Great Books. We’re currently reading Thucydides’ History of the Peloponnesian War. If you're interested the website is at greatconversation. I was happy when the group decided to extend the reading time through July, since I am still on Book One. But I intend to finish it by the end of July to stay on track with the group. In August we’re reading Plato’s Statesmen, Euclid’s Elements of Geometry, Book 1, and Aristotle’s On Interpretation and Politics. That should keep me busy.

The other “track” is called “Mare Nostrum” and it’s focusing on Greek History for the rest of the year and then on Roman History next year. This group is finishing Thucydides in June and moving on to Courtesans and Fishcakes: The Consuming Passions of Classical Athens by James Davidson
in July and Fox’s Alexander the Great in August. I have some reading to do…
(You can find the Mare_Nostrum reading group in yahoo groups.)

But I also have my own list of books I want to read this summer…

Books I’m currently reading:
Thucydides (as mentioned above)
The Holiest of All by Andrew Murray
Studies in Words by C.S. Lewis
Genesis and the Big Bang by Gerald L. Schroeder
Decoding the Universe by Seife
Kenilworth by Sir Walter Scott
Rahsi’s Daughter: Joheved by Maggie Anton
Under Crescent and Cross by Mark R. Cohen

Other Books I want to read:
Biography:
John Newton: From Disgrace to Amazing Grace by Johnathan Aitken
Infernal World of Branwell Bronte By Daphne DuMarier
Time to be in Earnest by P.D. James

Science:
Privileged Planet by Guillermo Hernandez
The Edge of Evolution by Michael Behe

Novels
Waverly Novels Sir Walter Scott
Gaudy Night by Dorothy Sayers
Lucky Jim by Amis
The Collector by Balladuci
The Bronte Project by Jennifer Vandover
The Nanny Diaries Emma Mclaughlin and Nicola Kraus
How Elizabeth Barrett Browning Saved my Life by Mameve Medwed
The new Jasper Fford Novel: Thursday Next scheduled to be released on July 24

I've got to run, I've got some Thudydides to read!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Be Thou My One

Be Thou my Love and my Compassion
my Beauty and my Truth
the One that I seek always
the Voice in my heart of hearts
the Goad in my conscience
my All-in-All.

Be Thou the Restorer of my righteousness
the Lifter of my head
the Lover of my soul
my Friend in every season
the One I want to please
the Source and Aim of all my passion
my one Desire
my Comfort in the multitude of my thoughts within me
the Straightener of my crooked paths
my All-in-All.

Be Thou My Answer to the unanswerable
my Speech to the unspeakable
my Groanings that cannot be uttered
my Crown of lovingkindness and tender mercies
my ever-present Help in time of need
my All-in-All

Be Thou my Glory and my Grace
my Boldness and my Access to the throne of grace
my One who answers when I call
my deep calling unto deep
my One who shows me great and mighty things which I do not know
the Delight of my soul
my One who wipes the tears from my eyes
my One who calls me to awake from my sleep
and gives me a lamp for my feet
my Way Out from every temptation
the one Spirit to which my spirit joins
my All-in-All.

Be Thou my Shelter from the storm
my safe Harbor from the rocky shore
my Beauty for ashes
my Oil of gladness for mourning
my Joy and my Strength
my All-in-All.

Be Thou my Healer
my Anchor of hope for the future
the Substance of all that is real and true in my life
the still small Voice within me
my Strong Tower
my One who leads me by still waters
my All-in-All.

Be Thou my Rose of Sharon
my bright and morning Star
my new Day dawning
the Giver of my daily bread
my Song in the night
my Heavenly Father in whom there is no variableness neither shadow of turning
my Rock of Ages
my life Sustainer
my Fountain of living waters
my All-in-All

Be Thou my Door of the sheepfold
my rivers of Living Water flowing out of my belly
the Fire in my bones that cannot be quenched
my burning Bush
my Ancient of Days
my Alpha and Omega
the Author and Finisher of my faith
my eternal Life
my All-in-All

Be Thou my Holy of Holies
my Sabbath Rest
my High Priest and Passover Lamb
my new and living Way
my Peace that passes all understanding
my Him who is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that I can ask or think
my Love that never fails
my All-in-All


Copyright 2007 by K. Masterson

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Advice on Writing from Two Great Authors

Emory University recently unsealed a set of 300 letters between O'Connor and her friend Betty Hester, who donated the letters to the Emory in 1987 with the stipulation that they not be released for 20 years. Read more about it here.

Here's a bit of advice O'Connor wrote in one of the letters:

"You would probably do just as well to get that plot business out of your head and start simply with a character or anything that you can make come alive. Wouldn't it be better for you to discover a meaning in what you write rather than to impose one? Nothing you write will lack meaning because the meaning is in you."


Reading this reminded me of some other advice on writing I recently read. This is from C. S. Lewis, On Three Ways of Writing for Children.
Let the pictures tell you their own moral. For the moral inherent in them will rise from whatever spiritual roots you have succeeded in striking during the whole course of your life. But if they don't show you any moral, don't put one in. For the moral you put in is likely to be a platitude, or even a falsehood, skimmed from the surface of your consciousness...The only moral that is of any value is that which arises inevitably from the whole cast of the author's mind.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Father's Day

We had a really nice day celebrating Father's Day. The day started with church. We've been attending a local church that just opened in our area on May 1, 2007. It's the north campus of The Church on the Way that opened in Santa Clarita in an old movie theatre. The Church on the Way is a large church in Van Nuys (about 20 miles away from us) founded by Pastor Jack Hayford. They purchased a closed movie theatre in our city of Santa Clarita several years ago. It took several years of work on the building for the church to meet the zoning requirements of the city and it finally opened. (It doesn't look like a movie theatre any more.) We're enjoying attending a church that's about 15 minutes from our house.

After church we drove, literally, across the street to our new favorite restaurant, Karma Indian Restaurant (Dad's choice) for their incredible lunch buffet. Everyone in our family loves Indian food! It was also my choice for Mother's Day.

Then we hopped on over to the local Mall to catch Surf's Up. (Dad's choice) For a cartoon, it was very entertaining, even for our 15 year old son. I saw him laughing, even though after the movie he said it wasn't that funny.

The day was topped off by a dip in the Jacuzzi. I actually skipped this one but, Chuck, Eric and Aimee had a nice relaxing soak. All-in-all a very fun and relaxing family day.

Happy Father's Day to the World's Greatest Dad!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

It's a Grand Ole Flag


Happy 230th Flag Day!

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Paris Hilton gets a “Room of Her Own”

First the judge sentences her to 45 days. Then the 45 days is reduced to 20 something. Then the sheriff releases her due to an unnamed medical problem to serve the rest of the 45 days in in-home confinement. Then the Al Sharpton’s and others start complaining about favoritism and racismm and the judge, visibly and verbally annoyed at the sheriff, orders her back to jail. She is led in tears and hysterics from the courtroom calling for her Mommy. This time she’s sent to a maximum security prison where she supposedly can get treatment for her still unspecified medical condition.

What bothers me about all this, aside from the unrelenting media attention and insatiable appetite we Americans have for this non-news “news”, is the revealing look at the state of our justice system. I have no problem with the judge sending Paris Hilton to jail for her disregard of the laws. She is a hazard to herself and more, to any innocent person who happens to be in her path when she puts herself behind a wheel while intoxicated. She is in dire need of a life-changing experience. This jail experience could have been (and hopefully still may be) what she needs to wake up from whatever stupor she’s in and get her life on track.

It’s the power struggle between the judge’s ego and the sheriff’s ego that I find most troubling about the whole situation. If the justice system can ping-pong someone like Paris Hilton, with her expensive lawyers and cameras rolling non-stop, I can only imagine what the justice system has in store for the poor and not famous with no one to look out for them. Who has the authority to release someone early? If the sheriff has the authority, then why can the judge overrule and haul her back. Is there no clear cut line of authority? Are the authorities who have so many people in subjection to them by court order just winging it when it comes to who does what and when? Am I the only one bothered by this?

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

" Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of the Allied Expeditionary Forces: You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hope and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere are with you...." (General Dwight D. Eisenhower - June 6, 1944. D-Day)

The National D-Day Memorial was dedicated on June 6, 2001 in Bedford, Virginia. Bedford, a small town in central Virginia, was chosen as the site for the memorial because it lost 21 of its sons out of a population of 3200 (in 1944). This is said to be the highest per capita loss from any one town. The Overlord Arch pictured above at the National D-Day Memorial is dedicated to the 170 soldiers who participated in the first asault wave on D-Day. Of those 170 brave soldiers, 35 were from Bedford, VA. Of the 35 boys from Bedford, 19 were killed in the first fifteen minutes of fighting and two more died later that day. Of the entire group of 170 soldiers in the first wave, 91 were killed and 64 more were wounded.

President Bush was present in Beford on June 6, 2001 to dedicate the memorial. This is an excerpt from his speech on that day:

The achievement of Operation Overlord is nearly impossible to overstate, in its consequences for our own lives and the life of the world. Free societies in Europe can be traced to the first footprints on the first beach on June 6, 1944.

What was lost on D-day we can never measure and never forget. When the day was over, America and her Allies had lost at least 2,500 of the bravest men ever to wear a uniform. Many thousands more would die on the days that followed. They scaled towering cliffs, looking straight up into enemy fire. They dropped into grassy fields sown with landmines. They overran machine gun nests hidden everywhere, punched through walls of barbed wire, overtook bunkers of concreteand steel. The great journalist Ernie Pyle said, "It seemed to me a pure miracle
that we ever took the beach at all. The advantages were all theirs, the disadvantages all ours. And yet," said Pyle, "we got on."

A father and his son both fell during Operation Overlord. So did 33 pairs of brothers, including a boy having the same name as his hometown, Bedford T. Hoback, and his brother Raymond. Their sister Lucille, is with us today. She has recalled that Raymond was offered an early discharge for health reasons, but he turned it down. "He didn't want to leave his brother," she remembers. "He had come over with him, and he was going to stay with him." Both were killed on D-day. The only trace of
Raymond Hoback was his Bible, found in the sand. Their mother asked that Bedford be laid to rest in France with Raymond, so that her sons might always be together.

Perhaps some of you knew Gordon White, Sr. He died here just a few years ago, at the age of 95, the last living parent of a soldier who died on D-day. His boy Henry, loved his days on the family farm and was especially fond of a workhorse named Major. Family members recall how Gordon just couldn't let
go of Henry's old horse, and he never did. For 25 years after the war, Major was cherished by Gordon White as a last link to his son and a link to another life.

Upon this beautiful town fell the heaviest share of Americanlosses on D-day, 19 men from a community of 3,200, 4 more afterwards. When people come here, it is important to see the town as the monument itself. Here were the images these soldiers carried with them and the thought of when they were
afraid. This is the place they left behind, and here was the life they dreamed of returning to. They did not yearn to be heroes. They yearned for those long summer nights again and harvest time and paydays. They wanted to see Mom and Dad
again and hold their sweethearts or wives or, for one young man who lived here, to see that baby girl born while he was away.
Bedford has a special place in our history. But there were neighborhoods like these all over America, from the
smallest villages to the greatest cities. And somehow they all produced a generation of young men and women who, on a date certain, gathered and advanced as one and changed the course of history. Whatever it is about America that has given us such citizens, it is the greatest quality we have, and may it never
leave us.

To learn more about the Boys from Bedford you can read a book called The Bedford Boys: One American Town's Ultimate D-Day Sacrifice by Alex Kershaw

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Happy Birthday, Flowergirl


Today would be my mother's 85th birthday. Happy Birthday to the Flowergirl! Here are a couple of her poems:
Not Here

The flowergirl has journeyed far
But has she lost the way?
Is it too late to meet her
Just past the light of day?

Her garment may be streaked and worn
No cause to judge in haste
The wise man and the innocent
Will notice not the waste

See there, the love beneath the soil
The tears of hope once shed
All steps both down and up, she took
Before she bent her head.

The flowergirl will stumble on
Until the taste of earth
No gage of men is made to know
The measure of her worth.


Drained

The vacant page laughs out at me
And taunts just being there
It seems to doubt my faculty
Because I sit and stare.

Are there no words to fill the space
No thoughts that need be said?
The emptiness is lying here
As it is, in my head.

How many times I’ve shouted out
Deep down in my being
Incensed by waste and callousness
My soul with fire seething.

And yet I sit with pencil poised
No match for just one page.
No word of wisdom or of wit
I am an empty sage.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Memorial Day tribute to my Father

My father was a member of what Tom Brokaw so aptly called "The Greatest Generation". He proudly served in World War II in the United States Coast Guard. He saw action in the Pacific arena in the Philippines and in Okinawa. He passed away in 2003 at the age of 86. Here are two of the letters that he wrote to his mother while on board LST 20 in 1945.

April 20, 1945
Dear Mumsey,
March winds brought indications of new developments.....All signs pointed towards Japan. Every port we hit seemed to be packed with ships making ready.
It was quite a cargo which came aboard early in the month.....Later we opened the bow gate to receive a handful of men....All was set for invasion.
The lads turned out to be a fine group and very quiet.....Some were veterans of many campaigns....The others had been to Guam or Siapan....To kill Japanese fighting men was natural, but thoughts of the civilian suicides on Siapan were nauseating.....Ahead was nearly a half-million civilians.
Perhaps because idle minds are to be avoided, they were given a choice of painting or standing watches....An erstwhile doleful interior now wears a new paint job...Meanwhile, the Navy had given the hull a new coat...Our passengers mixed freely with the crew off as well as on duty and evidently appreciated the privileges extended them.
For 3000 miles we rolled, pitched, shuddered, shivered, shrieked, rattled, squirmed and slid through rough waters....Benches were likely to topple at any time....anything not securely fastened either rattled or flew about. A steel cabinet in my office which had never so much as moved before, broke loose from its fastenings and started for the deck....Two of the boys caught it in time.
Bunks trembled and men tossed bout in them....Sleep ended abruptly offtimes as the large swells hit....Men in the galley held on to ropes but came through with good meals....Stomachs were, however, delicate.
Dark clouds afforded a welcome shield from Jap planes.
Time, in its inexorable passage, brought us to the gateway of Japan....Above the dismal peaks of Okinawa flashed an ironic moon.
Uncle Sam had again paraded his galaxy of fighting power across the sea...It was unleashed into the Mikado’s stronghold with a fury the Jap could not begin to halt.
For many days before troops landed, shore installations had been blasted and Navy Guns long afterwards continued to cover the advance...Dive bombers obliterated enemy obstacles...Ground, Naval and air forces coordinated in successful landings along a wide front.
It was the first time in months that we were out of jungle climate...Days were cool and nights cold. Heavier clothing was issued.
Ships sprawled far beyond the horizon. Brilliant displays of Ack Ack lighted the skies for miles around as the Bettys, Vals, et al droned over….At night the sea radiated lustrous hues from reflections of blue and yellow searchlights blending with bright molten white of tracers and bursting crimson shells...Men stood behind their guns, praying, cursing, joking, silent, as they poured lead into the skies and felt the heat of bombs and shrapnel.
Many of the sons of heaven spiraled downward in a crescendo of flame as they met their ancestors and the destiny of the Rising Sun...Some exacted a stiff price.
We were within eyesight of the battle raging ashore for days...Dive bombers and tanks were being used effectively against the tenacious Jap. The foot soldier, however, still bears the brunt of battle.
Sometimes it was close...Our cargo was seriously threatened on a number of incidents...Finally there came the day of unloading.
Love,
Roy


Sunday, April 22, 1945
In Port

Dear Mumsey,
It’s Sunday – Skies are clear, winds are cool and brush off what might otherwise be a balmy sunshine.
Waters underneath are an unusually deep shade of Blue...Sunlight penetrates Neptune’s wastes and reaches the plant life and coral beneath.
Night before last was the first I had slept in my hammock in weeks...The rough waters along the way to Okinawa had made the fantail a noisy place...Each time the ship pitched it caused a slack in the ropes holding the hammock, allowing a strong wind to blow wrinkles in the canvas...as the roll reached an even keel, the ropes snapped taut and this became quite annoying.

The nights had become cold by this time, so I retired to the bunk again. I watched the celestial panorama for awhile before falling asleep....Only a few stars were out and glittered against a background of clear sky brightened by a bland moon....In the distance, clouds moved about in clusters and I wondered if they would bring rain when they closed in.
There were quite a few souvenirs to be had at Okinawa....I looked at the kimonas, pottery and other articles which were being bartered and became sick...I welcome the opportunity to come to grips with the Japanese military forces, but to buy, steal, or otherwise be a party to Plunder is something which I cannot countenance.
Love to all,
Roy



After the war he and my motherspent some time in New York city so he could attend Columbia University and pursue his dream of becoming a writer. I never heard my father discuss this dream. He became a CPA and enentually went to work for the US government He retired from civil service as an accountant. I knew he had attended Columbia University for a time but I always thought that it was to study accounting.

Here is a paper I found that explains how he decided to go to Columbia University to pursue his dream of becoming a writer:

ROY J. TOURNE
2126 COLUMBUS ST., NEW ORLEANS, LA.

LOCAL ADDRESS: 508 W. 114th, NY. 25, N.Y.
PHONE NO. CAthedral 8-7621


During those months in the Pacific aboard the LST 20, many evenings were spent atop the bow, in the company of our combat correspondent. While watching the nocturnal panorama we sometimes permitted ourselves to speculate upon a nebular future and his high praise of Columbia University is one of the principal reasons for my being here.

Plans for the future, at that time, were hardly to be considered in the realm of certainty. Christmas Eve night found the Japanese air force visiting us six times in what what was substantially more than nuisance raids.

On Christmas Day at Morotai N.E.I., troops came aboard and we found ourselves in the midst of a huge invasion force destined for Luzon, Philippine Islands. As Uncle Sam’s armada sailed into Lingayen Gulf the participants could derive some degree of comfort in knowing that we were landing at exactly the spot at which the Nipponese had begun their conquest.

Some weeks later that immortal barge, the LST 20, found herself departing Guadalcanal gaily loaded with a cargo of aviation gasoline and Marines. After a 3000 mile trip through rough waters, the jagged peaks of Okinawa came into view and the final battle of the war had begun. The Marines were landed immediately but for one reason or other, 30 days had elapsed before the authorities decided the gasoline was needed. And so, after a month of Jap suicide planes and shrapnel, the well-scarred and battered Hooligan hull discharged its volatile cargo and made an exit from the scene of battle.

After the incongruous longevity of World War 2 and the subsequent return home, with attendant rehabilitation, the inevitable problem of an occupation posed itself.

There existed the obvious courses of earning a livelihood, i.e., returning to a former employment as an accountant at Higgins Ind., Inc., or to begin a new business.

However, as I have long had a desire to write and am so fortunate as to have that ambition and belief shared by the paragon among women to whom I am married, New York was selected as the logical locale. It was decided that such an eventuality, if it be possible, would be likely to occur only through a concerted effort in that direction.

Through education, contact, advice, and criticisms, I hope to find a way to make a beginning in that field.

Memorial Day



On this Memorial Day, 2007, I want to pay tribute to the great sacrifice paid by so many for our great country. I want to thank all the families of servicemen and women currently serving in our armed forces and to let them know that my thanks and my prayers are with their loved ones.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Perfect Coach for a Perfect Season

What is the measure of a man? I would say that one yardstick would be the influence that person has had on the younger generation. By this standard, Coach Jack Dozier, who recently passed away, was a giant of a man. I never met this man, but I owe him a debt of gratitude. He was my husband's High School football coach and the impact that he made on him was pretty much immeasurable. Being part of Coach Dozier's undefeated 1970's Woodland Highschool football team left an indelible mark of success on his life. My guest blogger for today is my husband, Chuck, and his tribute to his high school football coach. You can read more about Coach Dozier in the online Woodland Daily Democrat:
Memories of a Coach.

Here is Chuck's tribute:

The Perfect Coach for a Perfect Season

By Chuck Masterson

Browsing the “on-line” Daily Democrat yesterday, I ran across Gary Traynham’s article honoring the memory of Jack Dozier. I was not surprised, but nonetheless saddened by the news of his passing. As I grew up in Woodland, he was one of the great pillars of influence in my life. He ranks at the top along with Armand Jaques and my Eleventh grade English teacher, the late Virginia Pohl. Coach Dozier had an inestimable effect on me. He changed the direction of my life. He inspired me to pursue college athletics which ultimately led me to a career in secondary education. He always had my respect and admiration. I want honor his memory with some stories and this former athlete’s perspective of his life.

I didn’t know him as a close personal friend or co-worker. I simply knew him as my Coach. Our player - coach relationship was unique. I always liked him. He never treated me unfairly. He never spoke a derogatory word to me nor did I hear him speak negatively to any other player. During the high school years, I did hear plenty of comments about him from other students. But, I never had a reason to dislike him. The one lesson in life I learned from Jack Dozier was to place “high expectations” on teams and individuals. He taught me to set a high standard for myself and “go for it.” He was successful as a coach because his teams rose to his “high expectations.” My quality and character improved when I figured out how to carry “high expectations” over into my own personal and professional life.

As a freshman and sophomore football player, I dreaded moving up to the varsity for fear of “Dozier.” My initial encounter with him was in the Woodland High P. E. locker room at the end of track season my sophomore year. He sat on the bench next to me, placed his huge hand on my shoulder as if he were palming a basketball, and in his low, gruff voice and in his best attempt to sound fatherly said, “Son, how much do you weigh?” As my manner was back then, a sheepish reply came out, “uh… uh… 160.” He politely laughed in disbelief, made some comment about my shoe size, playing varsity football and walked away. That was his way of recruiting me. Our conversations rarely lasted more than one sentence. Usually, what came out of his mouth could be compiled in a book of classic “one-liners” such as “Katy bar at the door” and “shooting slow Caribou”. He was mimicked by more of his players than any other coach I ever played under. Standard operating procedure for a Dozier mimicker usually required lowering their chin to their chest and saying in a gruff voice, “boys, we get the ball around the end and we’ll be choppin’ in tall cotton.”

Looking back, I was fourth string on the depth chart at just about every position as a freshman. I didn’t even have the same game jersey as the starters. I was rather proud of my eight unassisted tackles as a linebacker in a “scrub” game against one of the surrounding area small town teams. As a sophomore, special teams were about the only action I saw. Craig Sharp and I were a dangerous duo as deep backs on kickoff and punt returns. We ran a wicked reverse into Tom Perry’s sideline “wall” return play. However at the beginning of my junior year, coach threw me in with the running backs. I thought, “Oh great, another year on the bench.” I was grouped with all the players and friends that I had watched from the sidelines for two years. But, coach Dozier saw something in me and took the time to develop me as a football player. He knew my true playing position. I learned that every individual on a team can be productive when he finds his “home position.” Despite yelling at me every five minutes during practice ALL season long, he never gave up on me and worked with me through my annoying personal indecisiveness and lack of confidence. The high expectations he placed on me helped me stay focused and desire to improve. His yelling was so constant that at one point early in my junior season I expressed my concern to Craig Penrose. I shared with Craig that I didn’t think coach liked me. Craig quickly answered, “Don’t worry if he likes you or not. If he ignores you, that means he doesn’t like you, and that’s when you should start to worry.” In our last game of the season, coach closed out his halftime speech in front of the whole team with an ear splitting, “Masterson, (brief pause) Run!” I felt something come to life inside of me. That was a defining moment for me. No more indecision. No more lack of confidence. No more yelling. I got it! I ran hard in the second half and that night we beat a decent McClatchy team 26-20 with Eric Wirth leading us down the field, a tough defensive effort, and nineteen active players. We had approximately twenty-two players out due to injuries that season. We never lost another game.

Only one time did I ever think my life was in danger with “big Jack.” Any footballer who played for coach Dozier, and if they had an ounce of sense, instinctively knew Jack’s exact location on the field at all times. One wrong move and he was “in your face.” It was always in your best interest to at least appear that you were working hard. A player couldn’t get complacent even when “Doz” was having a cigarette in the bleachers.
One hot evening in August of 1969, fully padded, I stood in line with the backs and receivers for passing drills. As usual, Mr. Penrose was throwing nearly uncatchable “bullet” short passes. In the same drill, he was thoroughly enjoying making everyone run downfield for 60 yard “bombs”. In my eyesight, coach Dozier was last seen in the center of the field on the fifty yard-line trying to get a 360 degree panoramic view of practice. I came up to the line and ran a full speed ten yard post pattern toward the middle of Hyman field. Craig, making me hustle, threw the ball well out in front of me. In an attempt to catch the pass, I simultaneously increased my speed and reached for the ball. The next moment felt like a head-on collision with a brick wall. At full speed, I unknowingly blindsided coach “D.” I hit him square in the back with my left shoulder and helmet. It was perhaps the most violent “clip” ever known to man. The sudden impact knocked me off my feet and to the ground on my hands and knees. Slowly, I rose to my feet feeling disoriented but relatively unharmed. Immediately, I saw “Jack” lying flat on his back with his eyes closed. “I’m dead” was my only thought or was it “he’s dead.” I looked to my right and saw Penrose, perhaps the only witness to the collision, standing frozen and staring in disbelief at the apparently unconscious head coach. A few seconds later, coach opened his eyes but didn’t move a muscle. After realizing he was not injured, he slowly stood up and looked directly at me. NOW, I’m dead! I felt like Don Knotts squaring off in front of John Wayne. After a moment of silence and maybe some thoughts about the legality of corporal punishment, the coach just grinned and said to me, “son, if can hit that hard all the time, you will go far in this game”. Again, sheepishly I replied,
uh… uh… ok coach.

As a high school football coach, I imparted his “old school DNA” into my teams. His legacy of discipline, concentration on the fundamentals, high expectations and some yelling lives on in scores of my high school players in the Los Angeles area. In 1995, my young assistant coaches respectfully told me I was the only coach in the area still wearing football cleats during games on the sidelines. Beyond my high school years as a player and coach, I realized with every new season, how special our 1970 team was. Every football player in America dreams of an undefeated season. Only a handful of players every really get the experience. It is nearly an impossible feat.

Our once in a lifetime experience was made possible by Coach Jack Dozier. He was the perfect coach for a perfect season. How he coached our team, what he taught us, how he taught us came with perfect timing the entire season. One of his biggest rants came following the “Who’s number 1” column written by the articulate and legendary local sports editor. Following game films at his house, coach Dozier chewed us out for 10 minutes downplaying the subject of being a number one ranked team. He used the contents of the article with precision and made us feel like we had not accomplished anything to that point in the season. It was the most visibly upset I saw him all season. Compared to that incident, he was only mildly unhappy with Pauly Montoya and me after the infamous Hiram Johnson “fumbilitis” game. He was mentor and master strategist. He commanded respect and obedience. He received both without question from the 1970 team. He knew every player, juniors and seniors. He knew our abilities. We spent countless hours at his house watching game films and joking about how one person could possibly own so many cases of TAB soda. At every meeting I tried to guess how many years it would take him to drink those seemingly 50,000 cases stacked in the corner of the room near the projector screen. Also, I pondered what manner of death would become the person caught stealing any of coach’s TAB. I was sure he knew at all times the exact count of cans and cases in stock. Our team was prepared for every game. No opponent ever surprised us or physically outplayed us. “Offense wins games and defense wins championships.” That is exactly what happened in 1970. Mirroring coach’s toughness, our linemen wore down and destroyed every opponent. Our defense gang tackled and was so quick and physical that many opposing team players gave up in the first quarter and held on for dear life the remainder of the game.

The last time I saw him was a few years ago at our team reunion. I walked up to greet him. For the first time, I initiated a conversation with Coach Dozier. He smiled at me, glanced at my bald head and said, “Chuck, good to see you. You are a principal. How many students are in your school?” I got three sentences out of him. We engaged in a brief but friendly conversation. I told him about my 1993 North Hollywood High JV championship season. His face lit up when I told him I used his old Power I offensive playbook from 1970. I know it took a tremendous effort for him to travel to Woodland and be with the team. I know our team meant a lot to him. The reunion wouldn’t have been the same without him. For one last time, we enjoyed his unique mannerisms and heard what turned out to be his farewell speech to all of us.
Wherever he is, he is probably running game films of the Power I, drawing line blocking schemes on a chalkboard, shooting slow Caribou, and hoarding stockpiles of TAB.
Thanks for all of it, coach Dozier. It was a great adventure.

Monday, May 21, 2007

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Very Lady Karie the Free of Chortling Chesterton
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Farewell



Tuesday was a sad night for me. No, it wasn't about saying goodbye to another American Idol contender, or the presidential candidates debate. The sad event for me on Tuesday night was the airing of the final episode of The Gilmore Girls, my favorite TV show. To me it's the greatest show ever. I don't watch that much TV, but Tuesday night, when there's a new episode of Gilmore Girls, is always something to look forward to.

I like the goofy characters, the snappy dialog, the sense of community and support that comes through the town of Stars Hollow, the sense of restoration of broken family ties between Lorelai Gilmore and her mother, and the destiny of true love between Luke and Lorelai. I'm going to miss those Gilmore Girls!

Here's a quote from tvsquad.com's Joel Keller, that echoes my sentiments:

"I've been a fan of this show since the second season, and, recent flaws and all, I'm going to miss it dearly. Thanks to Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Scott Patterson, Kelly Bishop, Keiko Agena, Edward Hermann, Melissa McCarthy, and the rest of the cast for making Tuesday nights something to look forward to for seven years. And a special thanks goes out to Amy Sherman-Palladino for creating the warm, homey, quirky world of Stars Hollow and giving the show's stars such a river of great dialogue to say. A show as uniquely funny and emotional as Gilmore Girls won't come around for quite a long time."

Sunday, May 06, 2007

To: Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, Harry Reid, U.S. Senate Democrat Leader

Congress has passed and President Bush has vetoed H.R. 1591, the Iraq Surrender Act of 2007.
This legislation, which you worked to pass, sets a timetable for surrender. It pulls the rug out from under our troops. That is shameful and wrong.
Your actions have already emboldened the enemy. Violent jihadists now know that the elected leadership of Congress would undermine the troops by holding their funding hostage to demands for surrender.

This Congress would bring us back to the dark days of the 1970s, when the world doubted our staying power. Except only much worse. Withdraw in April 2008, and on May 1, Iraq becomes an unchecked den of terrorism at the heart of the Middle East -- a new base for the same people that struck our homeland on September 11th.

I stand with our troops. I stand for victory. I support the President's veto and will urge my representatives to vote to sustain it.
There can be one and only one outcome in Iraq: We win, they lose.

To sign the petition go to:
We Win, They lose

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

There's One Born Every Minute

I’m irritated. I am constantly amazed at the blatant lies that people tell. It seems that truth has fallen by the wayside. Just the latest was a message that I received on my voice mail yesterday. Here is a verbatim quote:

Uh hi, this is Phil from the county records research department. After reviewing properties in your area, from what I can see here, it looks like your property would qualify for the intra (or was in inter?) –county 1% thirty year loan program. Now it is imperative that I speak with you as soon as possible as the intra-county program does end soon. Call me at 800 777 7358.

Yeah right.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Got some time to waste...

er, I mean, to spend in sharpening and proving your mental acuity??? And don't mind being insulted...

Then try this:

the idiot test

And if that's not enough:

the idiot test 2!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Brady Bunch Battle of the Bulge


Did you notice the cool alliteration in the title? I know, it’s not that cool, oh well, I try.

Anyway, we watched the latest “Celebrity Fit Club” on TV last night. I actually only watched it because Maureen McCormack, who played Marcia Brady on the Brady Bunch, was on it.

I was sorry to hear that she’s been having a rough time because her mother passed away, and she’s been caring for her handicapped brother. She turned to food for comfort. Of course I felt bad for her, having been through the death of both of my parents. But I have to confess that I had the slightest bit of satisfaction in knowing that someone like her, the perfect teenager of my “generation” is struggling with her weight. We certainly aren't getting any younger.

I’m sure she’ll be back to “fighting weight” in no time. Oh Marcia, Marcia.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Comforting Words

Though an army may encamp against me,
My heart shall not fear;
Though war may rise against me,
In this I will be confident.

One thing I have desired of the Lord
All the days of my life,
To behold the beauty of the Lord,
And to inquire in His temple.

For in the time of trouble
He shall hide me in His pavilion;
In the secret place of His tabernacle
He shall hide me;
He shall set me high upon a rock.

Psalm 27:3,4,5

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Trying to make sense of a tragedy

I'm grieving for the innocent victims of a lunatic murderer at Virginia Tech. I know of only one place to go for comfort, into the arms of the One who comforts the comfortless, heals the brokenhearted and calms the raging seas. I'm praying for all the bereaved family members and friends, those injured, and those traumatized by the experience.

Friday, April 13, 2007

This Bequest of Wings

He ate and drank the precious words,
His spirit grew robust;
He knew no more that he was poor,
Nor that his frame was dust.
He danced along the dingy days,
And this bequest of wings
Was but a book.
What liberty A loosened spirit brings!

Emily Dickinson


Books I've Read in 2007:

The Princess and the Wise Woman by George McDonald

Emily Bronte and her Sisters

The Book of Hours by Davis Bunn

Codex by Lev Grossman

The Good Nanny by Benjamin Cheever

The Jane Austen’s Guide to Manners by Josephine Ross

Lileth by George McDonald

Phantastes by George McDonald

Middlemarch by George Eliot

An Acceptable Time by Madeleine L'Engle

Amazing Grace, William Wilberforce and the Heroic Campaign to End Slavery by Eric Metaxas

The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde

Christ in the Passover by Cecil and Moishe Rosen

The Fight for Jerusalem by Dore Gold

Prometheus Bound by Aescylus

Thursday, April 12, 2007

He is Risen

And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from haven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat on it. His countenance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow. And the guards shook for fear of him, and became like dead men. But the angel answered, and said to the women, Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified.

He is not here; for He is risen, as He said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.

And Jesus came and spoke to them, saying, All authority has been given to Me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
Teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo:
I am with you always, even to the end of the age.

Matthew 28

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

This Bequest of Wings

He ate and drank the precious words,
His spirit grew robust;
He knew no more that he was poor,
Nor that his frame was dust.
He danced along the dingy days,
And this bequest of wings
Was but a book.
What liberty A loosened spirit brings!"

Emily Dickinson

Books I've Read in 2007:

The Princess and the Wise Woman by George McDonald

Emily Bronte and her Sisters

The Book of Hours by Davis Bunn

Codex by Lev Grossman

The Good Nanny by Benjamin Cheever

The Jane Austen’s Guide to Manners by Josephine Ross

Lileth by George McDonald

Phantastes by George McDonald

Middlemarch by George Eliot

An Acceptable Time by Madeleine L'Engle

Amazing Grace, William Wilberforce and the Heroic Campaign to End Slavery by Eric Metaxas

The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde

Christ in the Passover by Cecil and Moishe Rosen

The Fight for Jerusalem by Dore Gold

Friday, April 06, 2007

Passover Menu

I love to cook ethnic dishes. In fact I really only enjoy cooking for special occasions and cooking either something ethnic or something I haven’t done before. My mom was the best cook ever. Growing up French in New Orleans, we ate gumbo, jambalaya, panne meat, oyster stuffing, shrimp creole, stuffed mirliton, po-boys, doberge cake, king cake, and more, just thinking about it makes me hungry. So for traditional holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas, I like to cook Cajun/Creole.

Once, I attempted to cook a traditional Indian meal for a visiting minister from India. I also invited some British friends over when I attempted to make Yorkshire Pudding, actually it turned out pretty good. The Indian meal was okay, but when I asked our friend if it tasted Indian, he told me it was “American Indian”. Okay, it was the spices. I also had my two kids who were eating with us so I couldn’t burn their little mouths. Real Indian food is SPICY! I’m getting my appetite juices ready for tonight: there’s a new Indian restaurant in town and Chuck and I are going to try it out tonight.

Well all of that was by way of introduction to our family’s Passover menu. I’ve been cooking Passover dinner now for a few years, so I have my menu pretty much down. Since I don’t have any background in Jewish cuisine, I’ve had to get everything from cookbooks. I’m getting quite good at making Matzah Ball soup, if I do say so myself. I have a great recipe that requires boiling a whole chicken with some vegetables on the first day, removing the chicken and vegetables and cooling it overnight, defatting the broth, and then starting over with another chicken and more carrots and onions. Means you have to plan ahead because it takes at least two days to cook. Plus, my daughter Aimee is quite an expert Matzah Ball roller, so the soup was good.

Last year I added a potato kugel and cooked it again this year. I’m not going to get my cookbook to look up the names, but it requires some great Yiddish ingredients which include schmaltz and gribbbez?. Please excuse me if I’ve butchered the names, like I said I’m not going to look them up. But schmaltz is melted chicken fat and the gr. stuff is made when you take the chicken fat, melt it and cook thin onion strips and chicken skin for about 45 minutes so it gets really crunchy. Then you mix it in with boiled potatoes, add some chicken broth mash it up and bake them in a casserole for a potato kugel.

Then there’s the charoset, which is a mixture of apples, walnuts, raisins, cinnamon and grape juice or wine. Charoset is a reminder of the mortar used by the Israelites to make bricks for the Egyptians. It goes on the Seder plate and I also serve it with dinner. Then there’s steamed asparagus with lemon juice, avocado salad, matzahs, oh yes and roast lamb. For dessert we always have this great chocolate cake made with matzah meal, grated apple, grated semisweet chocolate and six egg beaten egg whites and sugar. Since there’s no baking powder, soda, etc. to make the cake fluffy, the egg whites and the grated apples do the trick.

Now what are we having for Easter?

Monday, April 02, 2007

A Visit to the "Old City"

Okay, it wasn’t really the Old City of Jerusalem but it was as close as we could get without spending thousands of dollars on a trip to Israel. The Jewish Feast of Passover starts tonight. Our family likes to celebrate Passover. It has become a family tradition, even though we are Christians.

There are many reasons why I love to celebrate Passover, not the least of which is that my Lord Jesus Christ inaugurated the New Covenant at a Passover seder, saying “Do this in remembrance of Me”. So we celebrate Passover in remembrance of The Passover Lamb, Jesus Christ, who was slain for us.

Because I don’t have a family background in celebrating Passover, I’ve sort of put together our own family traditions through the years. I picked up a Seder plate when I visited the Holy Land many years ago, and an “Elijah cup” sometime later. But I thought this year it was time to upgrade our Passover equipment. I looked online for Judaica stores but you really have to see the stuff before purchasing it. So a trip to the Fairfax district of Los Angeles was in order.
Here are a few of the stores we visited:
Ufaratza Judaica Center
The Mitzvah Store
Shmulies Judaica
Solomon’s Bookstore

I haven’t been to the Fairfax district, where most of the Jewish stores in Los Angeles are located, since I was studying Hebrew at UCLA in the 1980s. I remember I picked up a pocket version of the Hebrew Scriptures, called the Tanakh, which I still have. Actually, I have been in the area since then, but for a different purpose. When I was driving my kids all over Los Angeles for auditions we visited W. Pico and Fairfax Blvd. many times. It’s a lot more fun to go there for the purpose of browsing in Jewish stores than rushing to get to an audition on time, finding the address and a parking spot and rushing back on the freeway to try to get kids back in time for sports, acting classes etc. Whew, I don’t miss that one bit.

On our trip we bought a Matzah tray, an afikomen bag, portion cups for the seder plate, silver (plate) candle sticks, and a wine fountain. The wine fountain (pictured above) is the coolest. It is certainly not required for the seder, but it looked so cool that Chuck and I both decided we had to have it. You pour the wine in using the top cup and it comes spurting out into eight little cups below. Since four cups of wine (or grape juice) are obligatory for the service, this will come in handy and did I say it’s really cool too.